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An elective state of deep sleep, caused by an individual’s unquestionable belief in their Government’s response to the Covid-19 scam beginning early 2020.
When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.
A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.
A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.
One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
“Oi check this out, an independent Japanese vaccine research organisation have found that all Covid-19 mRNA vaccines are unsafe and should not be administered to anyone, let alone under a Government mandate. They say that a healthy person’s immune system is more than capable of fighting off Wu Flu, so why are the Government recommending booster number four instead of promoting a healthy diet and exercise?”
Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”
“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
When someone who doesn't believe Covid is real gets Covid. The individual will ignore medical diagnosis and self-diagnose with a placebo variant.
Honey, I don't have Covid, it's not real! I simply have a case of Placebo Covid
A person you meet in the aisle at the store. When they see your not wearing a mask appear as if you doused them with gasoline and you're holding a lit match. With eyes bugged they scurry out of sight like zombies when you turn on the lights.
The covid rat tried to flee around the corner but turned short overturning their cart into the end cap filled with clearance items.
a person who has covid and u want to make fun of them bc they don’t wear there mask- an insult
ew get away from me covid rat!!
When your grade got fucked up by Covid-19 or corona virus
man 1 Man my i got hit by a covid-grade
man 2 shit you too
man 3 what that oh when your grades get fucked up by covid-19 or coronavirus
Moving from place to place to avoid being stuck in a lockdown or Covid hotspot.
Is Jenna in town?
Nah, she's covid jumping in Europe.
Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.
Is Jenna around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.