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Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.
Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”
Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...
Ming Zhou is a fantastic kind of guy who's outgoing, charming, intelligent and kind. Helpful to a fault. Prefers to be the one staying back to help all the time. He is a reluctant leader but will pull the punches when he has to. At times overly enthusiastic with things he is passionate about.
Ming Zhou is a great kind of guy and you should never lose him if you have him. He is steadfast and loyal, empathetic and caring. He's the son mums wish they had, and husbands girls wish they married.
Wow that dude is a total Ming Zhou!
Pls become a Ming Zhou if u want to meet my parents
when one takes a nibble of anothers minge
"i gave her a minge nibble last night, it was rather nice blud"
Chi Ming is someone who is pure of heart. He can light up a room full of darkness with his enthusiasm. If he doesn’t like you, it is for a good reason. He will try its hardest to never let you down. You can talk with him about anything and is such a good listener. He will always have a tons of anecdotes to tell you. Such a wise man ! We love Chi Ming for so many reasons.
Anyone would be lucky to have a Chi Ming in their life !
Person 1 : Who’s that guy with cornulețele umplute ?
Person 2 : Oh ! That’s Chi Ming.
Tom: Yo Matt did you enjoy getting pushed into that minge pit yesterday?
Matt: Yeah minge pits are pretty cool
An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.
“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”
“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”
An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.
"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."