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Mango Muff Madness

A mythical flavor of Kool-Aid said to be the most delicious of all the flavors. It is rumored to be hidden in one of the national archives of Zimbabwe, protected by a fleet of raved mongrels and the flesh eating virus known as the Kool-Aids. Simpley tasting the delicousness of this mythical flava' will give anyone who is brave enough to over come the trials will be blessed with the power to "Take over the Ghetto"

I need that Mango Muff Madness to take out those niggas across the street.

by D-Unit 01 December 22, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cincinnati Ear Muffs

When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.

Over the weekend, Carl and Dave gave Mortimer a big old pair of Cincinnati Ear Muffs.

by Aeche December 6, 2007

29๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


fairy muff

a fandabydozy dude or dudette who often lies and is an ass but is very entertaining and super at the same time!! super cool but not as cool as sonic!! also tends to like to think he/she is a great juggler and is very pretty! ;)

"i love fairy muff he/she is class"

"fairy muff is legendery, totaly brilliant"

"hello, my name is fairy muff, shortened to fairy for a laugh!"

by xXx_sonic_xXx May 20, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff muff way moo moo

Muff Muff is used when you have a crush on someone and you don't want them to know because they have a girlfriend who happens to be one of your friends, so you need a disguise name for them and "way moo moo" is used when they are looking or acting really sexy.

"Hey did you here that Muff Muff was coming tonight? You'll probably think he is way moo moo" "Muff Muff way moo moo, bessst freeiiinn"

by GuavaLady March 8, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!

by Nikki0919 October 14, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.

Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.

by Grinder100 October 13, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muff Bang Bar

Another name for the Mustang Bar, Perth, Western Australia. Lot's of booze hags frequent this place that are well and truly up for it. A favorite among single males. No need for chat up lines these bitches are hangin for a root. They may be ugly and fat at times, but as they say, "the bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin".

Fellas, lets go down the Muff Bang bar and pick up some ho's.

by rwwwrwrw April 4, 2005

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