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1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.
"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
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The movie that ruined the whole franchise. Pixar should've stopped the franchise after Toy Story 3.
Toy Story 4 had a sad ending, that's all I'm gonna say.
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The Birds and Bees story is the story in which a little girl asks her parents where babies come from. They tell her that birds and bees make babies and explain the process and why the stork had to help and deliver the baby. The story can be found in the book Birds, Bees, Babies by J.L. Sweat.
1. I am gonna teach you about the Birds and the Bees!
2. Birds and Bees make babies.
3. The Stork is gonna deliver that baby.
4. My son wants to know the Birds and Bees Story.
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This term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story.
JLT: And that's how Frodo destroyed the ring
Everyone else: Cool story bro.
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Scenario wherein persons of opposite sexual orientations are secretly attracted to one another and carry on clandestine relations.
Often initiated by snapping of fingers, completely corny sing-alongs and organized dance; an awkward hookup session usually follows in a nearby stairwell or back alley.
Reggie: Yo Tony -- are you going West Side Story for James lately?
Tony: James... what a name...I feel pretty, oh so pretty! But don't fuckin tell anyone or there might be some gang wars.
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1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.
"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"
"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
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The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.
As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
":M---|---< DUCKMAN! :M-|-< ASIAN DUCKMAN!"
"Cool story bro."
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