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Long Pole Syndrome (Illness) is a severe disease that can casue any lacrosse defender to have an inability to pick up a ground ball. Long Pole Syndrome can manifest in any situation involving a groundball and a defender. This is applicable to any defender of any age or ability and can strike at any time.
An example of Long Pole Syndrome could be a ground ball rolling towards a defender and the defender missing the ground ball after being confident of picking it up.
When someone works for long periods of time. Not just an 8 hour shift or something, but for very long periods of time.
Sarah: "I never see Jordan around anymore"
Mark: "That's because he works mad long hours"
A song used by soldiers during the Rhodesian war.
It's a long way to Mukumbura!
It's a long way to Ja!
A person named John that has a particularly long schlong
Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!
A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.
"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."
"What the fuck for?"
"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."
"A long distance yawn!"
"Exactly!"
spicy lesbian who eats all your food and calls you a bitch
wow, she did that!
yeah she's a total Yang Xiao Long
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A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.
Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?
Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?
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