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Thomas Mathe Delonge "formally known as quitar hero form blink 182" is the coolest hottest g-tar player out there. He is starting a new project called Ava.
Omg I soo want in tom delonges pants.
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A blow job or cunnilingus in which the recipient's genitalia is covered in Tapatio hot sauce and, if available, fresh japalenos. After the recipient cums, the blower spits the concoction into a bowl. Both proceed to eat it with Bearitos All-Natural Tortilla Chips.
Wow Melonie, that Spicy Tom sure did hit the spot!
That Bar Mitzvah would have really sucked without the Spicy Tom.
This Spicy Tom is making my eyes water!
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Tom Holland my ladies and gentlemen, is the hottest yet cutest and most loving man anybody could possibly meet, he likes his dog tessa (tess) and his fans but us fans tease him a little with some jokes in the fandom. For instance quacksons and 🐸 In mouth, also he doesn’t show pictures of his hair... Tom has many films, Spider-Man, avengers films ( civil war, infinity war ) heart of the sea, the impossible and more. He never fails to put a smile on fans faces and the Holland fandom is one of the most magical, full filled, funny, loving place ever, come join ;)
“ man Tom Holland sucks...”
*whole Holland fandom attacks*
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A guy that urinates frequently and in large quantities. Made famous by Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own.
Is Petey still in the bathroom? He goes more than Tom Hanks.
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when a man has his dick in the anal cavity of his partner while wearing a cock ring there by swelling his penis exposing the vains because of how tight both the cock ring and the anal passage
wow my penis is still sore from that fierce vainy tom
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The root cause of Tuberculosis.
I think I got Tom Brady from my last trip to Indonesia.
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The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.
The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.
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