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Can be sarcastic in a way that is primarily hurtful, and often selfish of her own needs before anyone else’s. Doesn’t have any consideration for others as the world often revolves around Rachel. Comes off as naive at first, and remains naive, as Rachel’s are often stuck in a little bubble that also revolves their thoughts around themselves. Will talk you in a circle, cause plenty of headaches, and is entirely insensitive to the audience she is with. Comes across as annoying, and that does not fade through your relationship with her. Often narcisstic, and will flip the script on you in efforts of hurting friends they are fake with. Seems fake? Probably is. Only seems to care for themselves, as they often prioritize their own needs and wants over others. If they are a fake blonde named Rachel, beware at all costs, especially if they’re also a Virgo. Not a single good intention behind those eyes!
Rachel is being so Rachel right now.
Rachel has us all suffering right now with her Rachelism’s.
Rachel is being an extroverted pest, do we want to ditch her after we get off the elevators?
Absolutely useless person who is flaky and unreliable. Rachel will manipulate you deliberately and strike where it hurts.
She’s not stupid, but she’s not smart either. She is jealous, toxic and materialistic. She will 100% of the time choose money over loved ones.
Person 1: hey can you call Rachel and ask her to pick up the kids?
Person 2: if you ask Rachel they would never get picked up, she’s about as reliable as using pull out for birth control; and she would know how reliable that is.
Person: is Rachel coming into work today?
Person 2: Rachel called off because because her brother has a planters wart.
Person: she called off for what?
Rachel puts on a face for others and acts like their friend until they become her friend. Once she has you under her manipulative control, she unleashes her utter cunty-ness. She does this because of her inability to be alone or face confrontation. Rachel is the type of girl that will date a guy then talk about how she wishes she fucks other guys. She plays the victim 98% of the time rather than stepping up to the fact that she is the problem. Her only redeeming characteristic is that she is smart, but she uses it to manipulate others to her advantage. Rachel speaks horribly to her mother and will call her names and manipulate her until she gives her money. She makes up sad backstories to further place herself as the victim in her life.
“Yo hows Rachel doing?”
“Who gives a fuck.”
“Rachel just told me that she wishes she could vicariously live trhough my hook ups…”
“Isn’t she dating someone?”
“Literally yeah… who gives a fuck.”
“Hey Rachel! Where are you going tonight?”
“Going to hook up with some guy I met on Tinder.”
“Aren’t you still with your boyfriend?”
“Yeah, but I need to hook up with this guy to see if I love him.”
“Rachel is a bitch lowkey.”
“I think you mean highkey.”
“Yeah, but who gives a fuck about her.”
When your girlfriend cooks something so delicious it makes you want to propose.
Girlfriend : How does the food taste?
Boyfriend: This shit is GOOD, like Rachel Ray good! Will you marry me?
Rachel Ray finds inspiration in cooking her family and her dog
you pulled a rachel ray and forgot the coma
A sloppy mess of a person. She’s usually thrusting around the town talking like a gargoyle. She’s always wearing socks, good luck seeing her with more than that on. She’s slimy.
Ugh that Rachel b makes me shudder every time she growls