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A phrase used not when something just sucks, but when it's royally screwed. Generally used in terms of happenstances.
Dupe 1: Dude I just dropped my phone in the lake.
Dupe 2: Man, that's shitty for sure.
Stank booty that keeps on shitting
I got a shitty booty ass after eating that chicken.
when your booty is so shitty you are unable to clean that shit yourself so you have to phone a friend to help.
"hey Carl, can you please come help me i have shitty booty ass?"
This is the art form of taking something nice, and in a core ass way making it look cool by making it look "low budget" or "less desirable". The goal is to make a functional piece or machine look like madmax got ahold of it. Typically your paintbrush is a 3" angle grinder, and when you're finished - no one is gonna wanna steal the contraption you've built.
Essex was the inventor of this belief system dating back to Moby Dick on the USS Prescott.
ayyyooo let's take my brand new bike and "make it shitty"
When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl
I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.
Dad : *Send Gifs*
Mom : this is a shitty ass gif. im demand a divorce
A cat who is a fucker. Playing in the Christmas Tree and shit. What a son of a bitch. Eating cat food and ferret treats. Fuck.
Shitty bill is a fucking ass hole cat.