drunk cow

A drunk cow is a fat woman with enormously huge boobs that once intoxicated wants to jump your bones.

Fat drunk cow: "Hey, come on over and get drunk with me so I can jump your bones!"

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Cow Corner

If you play for OPCS it's wherever you want it to be on the pitch

Dave: go to cow corner
Phillip: where's that today
Dave: not a clue...you decide

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Cow-eyed

When someone gives you big eyes to make you feel guilty or to convince you to do something

She asked me to make cookies even though I was tired. I did it because she cow-eyed me

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Computer Cow

Somebody who sits on their ass all day on their computer and

watches retarded online shows, youtube sensations, fails, lame music videos, laugh at other peoples failures and writes hate comments on youtube videos, like how cows graze all day and eat grass.

("Did you see two girls one cup?" - "No cause I'm doing something important!")

("What are you doing today" - "Nothing")

("Sky John is really fun"- "NO! hes a Fucking Retard.....")

("Mom can you cook me dinner cause I'm on my computer"- "Such a Fucking computer cow")

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Cube cow

Wage slave, generic office worker. Anybody working in a cube farm. Credited to Scott Adams' Dilbert (1/25/09). A general way to say that a person's source of income is insignificant. A job description that implies sitting in a cube doing work that never changes, generating income as a non-entity for suits who only care that seats are full and work gets done.

Female: So, what do you do?

Guy: I'm lead guitarist for a band.

Wingman: Don't let him fool you. He's a cube cow but I have heard the band in his Dad's garage and they're pretty good.

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cow milker

when receiving a blowjob, the girl strokes the guys calves, because they are jacked as fuck. typically requires a girl to be on her knees, and the guy to be standing up. the act resembles milking a cow.

dude, my calves are so jacked that i turned my slampiece into a cow milker the other night

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Cow Plower

When a man is sexualy attracted to a cow and wishes to fuck or plow it in the ass.

example: "bryan stop plowin that cows ass and get over here"


example: "bryan stop being a cow plower,and get you dick out of its ass"

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