Your Sister Mister

An insult that has the same effect as your mom gay.

Friend 1: Your Mum Gay
Friend 2: Your Sister Mister
Friend 1: *Dies From the Insult*

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Sister spitting

When two or more people vomit in the same toilet likely also holding each others hair

We were sister spitting last night after tequila shots

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Igloo Sisters

Two women who share a common male in their sexual history and are on good terms with one another. The female equivalent of "Eskimo Brothers."

Girl #1: How'd you get the store discount on that skirt?

Girl #2: Oh, the clerk and I are Igloo sisters. We both banged Craig.

Girl #1: Nice pull, lady! *fist bump followed by explosion*

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kiss your sister

Nothing exciting; not good or bad. Often an expression used when something good offsets something bad, and you come out even, i.e. in card games where the points for a hand may split evenly.

How was your day?

Eh, you know, kiss your sister. A little up, a little down.

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Ur sister a mister

The worst insult ever with indescribable punishment for the person it’s used against

Frank: ur dad lesbian
Harold: yeah well ur sister a mister
* frank and his entire family are wiped from the planet along with any memory of them. But the power used for this causes a great lightning storm transforming the whole world into thots. Then Stephen hawking comes back from the dead to begone those thots. Then he immediately dies of 7 different types of Ebola

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Penny War Sister

A member of the female race who has problems with the actions of members of the male race and certain members of the female race but only makes these comments heard amongst a forbidden section known as the 'sisters section' and their cliques

The penny war sister just personally attacked me on the board because she was too scared to say anything to my face

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Step-Sister-Wife

A wife's husband's "other woman" known to the wife; whether openly acknowledged or not.

The legal wife of a woman's, generally a mistress, long-term boyfriend/lover/mate.

Two or more women who share a romantic relationship with one man, but do not share a dwelling/residence.

After spending 25 years with me and simultaneously spending 18 years with her, she was more like a step-sister-wife than my husband's mistress.

Since Warren Buffett never divorced his wife Susie, she and his long-term partner, Astrid, are, for all intents and purposes, step-sister-wives.

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