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Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
your mom has a dick. it says it right there
I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.
''your mom'' but misspelled
anoying kid: yOurE mOm
normal person: you fucking libtarded ass bitch you didnt even spell it right
the best mom insult word for someone that is your school bully
me: *sit on bench*
bully: your bad
me: your mom YES
person 1: generating your mom
person 2: what
* a fat slut appears *
A discreet term for a sexual intercourse
I heard you kicked your mom last night, is that true?