Onion Republic

A google slides hangout for sixth graders where they talk about the amount of onions they eat daily and create cool slides. It's almost like a real empire, with leaders and flags and voting systems. Many of the middle school population play games on the designated OnionArcade slide.

I can't believe the Onion Republic made it's own flag!

You smell like onions

When you smell so bad of BO, you literally smell like onions. You most likely need to take a shower and use deodorant.

Damn dude, you smell like onions! Take a shower!

So Be It Onion

A misspelled version of Soviet Union

My Russian friend's dad was born in the So Be It Onion

Blohmin Onion

A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.

"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing."

"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."

"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"

Funny onion

Someone who you are attracted to

Wow he’s a funny onion

sad onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.

2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."