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Re-COVID

v. When you get the Rona for a second time.

After my 14-day quarantine in the hospital I went out into the world. I didn't recover, instead I re-COVID.

by Pundummy April 30, 2020


Covid tired

Tired OF covid due to- having had COVID19, working with COVID19.

I am COVID TIRED.

by MwMimi September 13, 2021


covid relief

An oxymoron where by a person is promised support or relief, but in fact, they receive nothing. Covid relief is typically promised to those who are in dire need of support. The person promising covid relief never has intentions of giving relief. And, thus, the person expecting it can be strung along continously by mearly saying, "Just wait! Its coming!" The person waiting, being desperate, will cling to hope knowing no one could be so cruel as to continually promise covid relief.

Covid relief is a tactic used by politicians as a way to drive out competition. They will promise covid relief, allow a small business to fail, then replace the small business with one they have a vested interest.

Congressman Dorney Clark promised covid relief to a local restaurant while investing in a competitive restaurant chain located next door.

by Iamthecat32 December 12, 2020


He thinks covid was not a big deal

This is more implicit false dichotomy framing.

Mas Sirrah "He thinks covid was not a big deal"

Hym "This ☝️ is a trap. He's trying to frame it as though it either WAS or WAS NOT 'a big deal' (which is this amorphous and subjective phrase). How 'big of a deal' it was would exist on a gradient and the REAL question is 'Was it a big enough deal to shut down the country and destroy the economy for years to come and does it mean that we should set a precedent where people are expected to cede authority over their bodily autonomy to the state?'and the ANSWER is no. All of the data suggested that the answer was 'No' BEFORE we shut the country down and AFTER we opened everything back up it was revealed that IT WASN'T a good idea to do that. The conservative media reported this in real time and they were CORRECT. Also, if the vaccine works, the people who take it are fine and the people who don't SHOULD BE adequate informed of the risks and have made their own decision."

Mas Sirrah "This is why people shouldn't listen to you!"

Hym "You're not the savior, Sam-Er, Mas! I know mommy told you that Jewish women are little Jesus factories but nobody needs you to save them and they die either way. You're being told to go fuck yourself, Jew. No I will not take a vaccine if I don't fucking feel like it. If you force me, I will manually kill the people I WOULD HAVE killed by not taking the vaccine. Get the fuck right out of here."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023


Covidated

People who got infected with Covid.

Joe's family just got covidated.

by Shazzaam January 10, 2021


a covid nap

when it's covid times and you're exhausted.

dont bother him, hes taking a covid nap.

by edeninoctober January 9, 2021


COVID CATFISH

When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.

I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.

by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020