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When mah grandmother died cause she got shot and we were in the white van and then it turned to a red van and it became a Red Christmas. Then there was no open funeral homes for my grandmother so we ate her on the dinner table and it was a Red Christmas that became a White Christmas.
Give her a Red Christmas, Bitch!
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A large-breasted Bond girl from the movie "The World Is Not Enough." One of many Bond girls to have a double-entrendre name.
She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.
By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.
Played by Denise Richards.
Bond: I always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
A Brady Bunch Christmas is when you take your children to spend Christmas with the children of your boyfriend/girlfriend.
I bought presents for her kids and we are going to have both families together for a Brady Bunch Christmas
When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.
The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.
Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
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JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.
The "Christmas Tree Passage",
3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.
4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.
When one cannot fall asleep due to the sheer excitement of what is to come the next day. A common case of children not being able to fall asleep on Christmas Eve for the excitement of seeing what toys they will unwrap the next morning.
I was suffered from Christmas Eve Syndrome last night because I was too excited to see my girl the next day.
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When you celebrate an event before knowing it's final outcome. Often applied in sports, video games, and gambling, etc.
The idea behind the phrase is that children often tend to open their presents before 25th.
Kon: Guys! I think the Lakers are going to win in 4 this year!
Edgar: Definitely! Let's go drink some beer to celebrate!
after championship where Lakers won in 5.
Shyam: You guys fell for the Early Christmas Fallacy.
Next time just wait until they win before celebrating guys.
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