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1: the police
2: the legal system in general
"Ok everyone, prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" - Officer Michaels
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A sarcastic way of replying to someones statement showing your disbelief in what they say/ without planning on actually doing what they ask of you.
Ben: "Hey Ryan, when you planning on giving me my $20 for the bet you lost"
Ryan: "Hmm, maybe in the long run"
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Steve: "I swear, i'm gonna get all the girls at the party tonight"
Lisa: "Ha! Maybe in the long run"
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The scene in toy story 3 that made you cry
Andy leaves
Woody: So long partner
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a penis that is not only large in length but also large in girth with many veins showing even when soft, which may look alot like a strong arm
An attractive woman looks forward to riding on her boyfriend's Long Strong Cock!
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the best place in the world
heaven
Mini golf, babes, beaches, waves, scooners wharf, fantasy island, bay village, dairy queen, acme market, that little old shack on the causeway, beach haven, ron jon surf shop-enough said
hey do you wanna go to heaven aka six miles and sea aka long beach isalnd?
sure lets go
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A very regional haircut found in the greater New York City area. This includes Staten Island, Queens, all parts of New Jersey and especially Long Island, they are not found in Manhattan except from bridge and tunnel crowds in on a Saturday night. They can be found in high concentrations at Rutgers and Suny Albany. The haircut starts with a product known as "hair glue" and the guido works the glue into his hair and meticulosly spikes small bunches of hair towards the back of his head. Sometimes known as "The Sonic" LIB's are usually accompanied by tattoos, tank top t-shirt, "wife beaters", all white sneakers, acid washed jeans, displayed religious chains and fake tans. The owners of the blowouts have no class, low IQ, no sense of fashion and no shame.
You see that kid over there with the Long Island Blowout.
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People who can make things work no matter how far away they are or where they are. They truely love each other to make there love last
Catherine is in a long distance relationship with a boy named Devin who is two states away from her, yet she still loves him.
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