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I took my magic stick to the club and got mad amounts of ass.
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Spork is retarded to not know what REAL shrooms are. Dumass.
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When a man and a woman or a man and a man have intercourse right before man A achieves orgasm the reciver gets under man A and places his genitallia on there forged and makes a unicorn like horn. Man A proceeded to orgasm and shoots a white rainbow off the horn.
I tried to do a Magic Unicorn on mike last night.
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Sensations of any kind in the butthole. Most commonly when an ass wizzard has had a bad day, because he just got stoned and the astral taco bell was closed at 2 past anus. Then he be like wtf and tickle your bunghole. Shit. When you had a good day butthole magic can be used as a positive term... Also in a negative connotation and literally when you shart yourself. Kinda like the word fuck but better.
Dayme Logan my butthole is purging this is some dark butthole magic indeed!
Oh travis the butthole magic is strong with thee
ah man i just sharted thats some serious butthole magic
Ah yiss butthole magic! WELL CAZOOS!
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The magic button is a wondrous part of the female vagina also known as the clit. It is magical because it can make a girl cum very quickly.
Guy- bro that girls magic button was so far up, my foot couldn’t even reach it.
Vaughan- I bet my dick would find it...
Rando- y e s
The Magic button is Also known as clit
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1. A score of 69 or a run of 69 consecutive points in straight pool.
2. The 6-9 combination in pool, especially 9 ball.
3. 69 (the sexual act).
1. Wow! She won the match 100-73 and had advanced to the finals. No one thought she'd pull it off when she was down 73-31. She performed the magic number---69 and out! One hell of a run!!!
2. Look! All I have to do is hit the magic number and I win this rack. The 6-9 combination--ooh, la la, so soon!
No wonder those two are so quiet: they must be performing the magic number on each other
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The Amazement and Sheer Wonder of slicing a banana while it is still inside the peel with your MIND! Only to be attempted by those highly trained in the art of 'ninja magic' and never to be attempted by those who practice 'pirate magic.'
"Oh my goodness, how does Ryan pull off that crazy-wicked banana magic?!?!?!?!?!" -Laura
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