milk and honey

Two things offered in the "Promised Land" for the Isrelites. Involved in religion.

Let's walk through this fucking dessert to the land of milk and honey.

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milk and cereal

Movie found on Ebaums world involving 2 guys singing about breakfast in sync.

Guy 1: Milk and Cereal!
Guy 2: Milk and Cereal!
Guy 1: Cereal and Milk!
Guy 2: Cereal and Milk!

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Mothers Milk

The best damn beer in the world.

Dude pour me another pint of Mothers Milk, damn this is good beer!

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Milking the Nun

(v)- To gather the semen of a large (more than 5) number of men in a jar. See also Chastising the Nun.

After Milking the Nun at a frat party, some idoit thought it was a Pina Colada and drank the whole damn thing.

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maple milk

A concoction created by two Michael's in Raleigh, North Carolina using the following logic.

Chocolate syrup + milk = chocolate milk.
Strawberry syrup + milk = strawberry milk.
Maple syrup + milk = maple milk.

It was found to be too strong at times and one could only drink a little of it if too much maple syrup was used. However, if too little is used the results can be just as bad. Work on getting your own mixture down in small doses before making a big glass.

Person 1: I'm thirsty....
Person 2: Oh! Try some maple milk!
Person 1: ...what! That sounds gross!
Person 2: No! I'm serious! *makes a glass*
Person 1: *tries it* ...you're right! This is pretty good!

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pussy milk

Bacterial vaginosis.

Bro 1: Wow man I made that chick we met at the party cum all over my schlong! But it smelled weird...
Bro 2: Yo, you are fucking disgusting!!!
Bro 1: Huh?
Bro 2: That brawd had a dirty filthy cunt. That was pussy milk.
Bro 1: Oh God!!!

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milk shitter

Popular Mexican anti-gay slur. When you get fucked in the ass so much and have so many guys shoot their loads in there that you shit "milk."

Donald Trump is such a milk shitter.

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