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Awesome Japanese cartoon (or anime) about pirates. Characters include a carefree rubber man who wants to be pirate king, a ninja who uses three swords at once (holding one in his teeth), etc. Their goal is to get the ultimate treasure, One Piece, and have a butt-load of zany adventures in the process.
It would be so much more awesome if they hadn't let 4kids butcher it horribly.
That One Piece is an awesome anime. Almost as good as Bleach.
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A person you only plan to have sex with once. A one-night stand.
He's just a friend but he's cute enough that I would consider a one-off.
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Only seeing in one direction.
Oblivious to other views and opinions.
Pirate...
Person 1: Homosexuality is wrong!
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!
Example of someone being One Eyed
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someone who needs to make themself feel better by making themself seem greater than everyone else
someone who thinks they know everything, everyone, and has done everything you do, but better
-ADRIAN CLEEK OF DALLAS TEXAS
-Guy 1 "I built a robotic roach the other day, look,"
-Adrian "So what, my class won a battle bots tourny because of my ideas on how to build it."
-Guy 1 "What is heat lightning again?"
-Adrian "Heat lightning is made when ice particles in the clouds rub together, then the friction it makes creates a lightning bolt"
-Teacher "It's a normal lightning bolt, but instead its red, and makes no sound...Adrian, dont try to be a one upper."
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1. Term used to congratulate someone for a funny joke. Comlemented with a fist pump. Can be repeated.
2. Used to make someone feel stupid. You say it, offer them a fist pump and when they go for it, give them a thumbs down. Stick your toungue out at them if you like.
1. Your friend just told you a funny joke, so you say "Good one, good one," and offer a fist pump.
2. A really annoying person says something he thinks is funny, so you say "Good one, good one," and offer a pump. When he goes for it, you give a thumbs down and say "Thbbbbttttt!!!" Now he feels like a dumbass. Nice...
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Not all of us Americans are NASCAR loving rednecks!
In fact, I race a TonyKart if you blithering idiots know what that is, it was made in Italy. Suck it.
The south should split off and stop embarrassing us northerners. Formula one is infinitely better than NASCAR.
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1 - 5 twats who extremely piss off any guy whose girlfriend is a 'directioner' and makes their lives miserable while they talk about how hot Niall is or how 'cute' Zayn's eyes are and all the while make the guy seriously consider leaving.
2 - The one main flaw in a perfect girlfriend - they could be beautiful, funny, caring, and loving, which would make them perfect except they're a 'directioner', therefore dragging down their credibility.
1 - (girlfriend) omg I love One Direction and am going to see their film and Niall is the hottest creature ever and I'd almost definitely leave you if he came into my life
(boyfriend) (thinking: please fucking shut up, this is literally the last thing I want to hear, I wonder if she realises she's making me feel like shit)
2 - (person 1) Oh wow I'm jealous of your girlfriend, she's lovely and funny and insanely hot
(person 2) Yeah man I agree with you, she'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's a huge directioner
(person 1) Oh shit, I feel your pain bro
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