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Underwear Season

The time in which one wears only underwear during the hotter months of the year because they are too lazy or poor to turn on the air conditioner.

"Aren't you going to put on any clothes today?"
"It's too hot. Besides, it's underwear season!"

Seasoned chariot

Action of the word to drife; when someone takes a chariot and rides over a caterpillar, seasoning the chariot with caterpillar insides.

Bro really filled me up like a seasoned chariot

Forehead Season

What you say to someone with a significantly large forehead.

Your head man!, Jeez. That's forehead season.

Gamoo season

The season where Lagomoo the great will put forth the most effort in music and media for viewers.

“Girl I am so ready for Gamoo Season it’s going to be crazy what he put out”

bottle season

A season of a TV Show where most, if not all of the scenes take place in a single setting. This is similar to the term “bottle episode”, only the budget is saved for an entire season instead of a singular episode.

This term was first coined by YouTuber “Vee Infuso”in 2020 to describe the final season of “How I Met Your Mother” and how majority of the season takes place in 3 days.

TV noob: Why are the charaters staying in one or two places the whole season??

TV guru: Duh its called a bottle season. they don't have alot of money left so they are staying in one place to conserve it.

Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.

"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"