Trapped Raccoon

A guy grows out his nails a centimeter long and while fisting a girl he scratches the inside of her vagina like a trapped raccoon.

Damn, my girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her a Trapped Raccoon.

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Trap mom

Basically the baddest bitch full of snark with more sass than she can she got ass but she got a butt lemme tell ya! Takes part in trap life activities such as cleaning the house taking care of her crazy kids, baking cookies and saving the fucking word

She's a straight up bad bitch who doesn't take shit

"Wow Amy_trapmomGaiero is the trillest of trap moms."

"The original trap mom Amy Gaiero bakes the best cupcakes and is going to be one legendary milf"

Ain't nothing but quality

Amy takes care of me like my mom. She's sassy AF but bakes, cooks, cleans and doesn't take shit. She's legendary everybody wants a trap mom.

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mouse trap

A mouse trap is the pro-female version of the donkey punch. While the female is on her back the male is standing and penetrating. When the female nears orgasm she punches the male in the eye causing him to pull his upper body back and yell "WTF bitch!", but also causing him to thrust his pelvis forward for maximum penetration. A donkey punch and mouse trap may be possible simultaneously, but is purely theoretical at this point.

"How'd I get this sweet black eye?", you say. Well Kelly caught me in the mouse trap last night.

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Thirst Trap

A provacotive photo posted for likes; usually doesn’t even contain a smiling face, just a body/body part instead

“Did you see her thirst trap photo?”
“Yeah, my God, she’s starting to post ratchet pics like Maija!”

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jew trap

A purposely deceiving or unfair circumstance.

There was absolutely no hot puss at the party at all as Mark said there would be. What a damn jew trap.

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Bear Trap

A bra, for a girl who has massive boobs (like DD+), with multiple hook fastners in the back.

Did you see the size of her babalons; I can't believe those mogambos are natural, she must need a bear trap to restrain them.

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lobster trap

The act of pulling one's penis out of a woman's vagina while simmultaneously releasing one's balls from her anal cavity. This in turn makes a suction sound that can quite humorous. The maneuver resembles a lobster (the woman) being caught in a trap (the man) and not being released until the man blows his load and his balls decrease in size allowing the removal from her anus.

"I just lobster trapped that fine specimen. Boyyahh!!"

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