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turd-licker

A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.

My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.

by MWBishop June 28, 2010


cunt turd

Derogatory term for a baby.

She sure got fat after she shat out that screaming little cunt turd.

by DCmikedc November 04, 2007


turd-dick

1.) adj. describes a person who has just completed anal relations with another individual, henceforth sporting a turd on his dick.

2.) noun Someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so retarded that he doesn't wash the turds off of his own phallus after anal intercourse.

1. Jason rode the hershey highway and now he has a turd- dick

2. I hate John. He is just such a turd-dick

by J. Barrt July 29, 2006


Turd Flower

Nickname for Karl Rove (that overweight Sith lord that advises W) coined by George Bush; it was leaked to the media which caused some embarrassment to Rove.

Turd Flower might be the most brilliant political strategist in US history, but he is also a pasty, overweight criminal.

by asdfw June 13, 2006


Ghost turd

When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.

James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!

by ghostieroastie April 11, 2009


turd bagging

Similar to cheese bagging but highly more violent and somewhat unpleasant in nature. A Male who claims to have done a spot of 'turd bagging' will generally carry himself in a particular manner, unmistakably different to the company of friends he keeps.

Part 1: One hour before anal sex, the male will unload a freshly laid turd onto a plate and place in the freezer.
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging

by Anthony Crane January 26, 2008


Turd Cutter

A women's ass. A great ass on a woman. female gluteus maximus.

"She has a nice little turd cutter".

by Pistonthighs January 06, 2011