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spoon child

A really stupid and/or retarded person. When this person was conceived, the dad couldn't shoot "it" in, he had to spoon "it" in.

"That guy is a f**kin retard, he's gotta be a spoon child."

by steve August 28, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


rummy child

Someone who is a bit of a phsycho and has obviously not got all the lights turned on upstairs. They are a bit wierd and obsessed with some disturbing things but are friendly really, its normally thier imaginary friends causing the trouble.

person:"who are you talking to rummy?"
rummy child:"Dennis, he's my imaginary friend, he says you look funny and he doesnt like you."
person:"oh, where is he standing?"
rummy child:"behind you with his pet axe."

by **RuM** August 7, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child Trafficking

When you suck a man off until he cums in your mouth, then pretend to swallow, and kiss him and push it in his mouth.

"We wanted to try something new so I did some child trafficking

by Faggot696969 April 28, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo Child

Ussually a girl pants wearing, ringleader of shannanigans. Has a scraggle of a beard, and stares into ones soul, usually screaming loudly. Often known for their leprechaun voice, and nicknames. Loves all types of music, even the ones he calls shitty. Plays the symbols like a monkey.

Whos that emo child?
Is he really wearing girl pants too?
O shit thats E.J. Ansello!

by SKEET AND GREET April 30, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


spoiled child

a spoiled child or spoiled brat is a derogatory term aimed at children who exhibit behavioral problems from being overindulged by their parents or other caregivers.

My kid is a spoiled child

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood

"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"

by Child manh April 26, 2023

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child eater

A guy who eats kids.

Person 1- Jim is a child eater!
Person 2- I know, he cooked some yesterday.

by PLGamer June 28, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž