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spoon child

A really stupid and/or retarded person. When this person was conceived, the dad couldn't shoot "it" in, he had to spoon "it" in.

"That guy is a f**kin retard, he's gotta be a spoon child."

by steve August 28, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


rummy child

Someone who is a bit of a phsycho and has obviously not got all the lights turned on upstairs. They are a bit wierd and obsessed with some disturbing things but are friendly really, its normally thier imaginary friends causing the trouble.

person:"who are you talking to rummy?"
rummy child:"Dennis, he's my imaginary friend, he says you look funny and he doesnt like you."
person:"oh, where is he standing?"
rummy child:"behind you with his pet axe."

by **RuM** August 7, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child Trafficking

When you suck a man off until he cums in your mouth, then pretend to swallow, and kiss him and push it in his mouth.

"We wanted to try something new so I did some child trafficking

by Faggot696969 April 28, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo Child

Ussually a girl pants wearing, ringleader of shannanigans. Has a scraggle of a beard, and stares into ones soul, usually screaming loudly. Often known for their leprechaun voice, and nicknames. Loves all types of music, even the ones he calls shitty. Plays the symbols like a monkey.

Whos that emo child?
Is he really wearing girl pants too?
O shit thats E.J. Ansello!

by SKEET AND GREET April 30, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


childe's puponautas

genshin impact character tartaglia putting a sex toy looking children's toy we'd get in maxima in his asshole and shitting all over it

"do ya'll want to hear my new genshin headcannon?"

"so basically childe steals all of teucers puponauts and puts them in his bussy"

"that's what i call childe's puponautas"

by ginglikestofuckgon March 4, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


unwanted child

Christian Smerchek

dat boi she dun gave'ed birtha 2 wus a Christian Smerchek, shea didint want 2 bee ah modther. he wus an unwanted child

by ChriTIAN BOI October 20, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


child gobbler

A child gobbler defines a person who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of kids.

One child gobbler is Luke who slobs child nobs every weekend

by England Undead1 July 11, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž