Alex Morgan's Unborn Baby, named Janice Jr
Who would've known that Alex's Knee Injury came with an announcement and a gender reveal
Shorts that stop above the knee.
If the knees don't show, the hoes won't go.
Joe looks good in his above the knee shorts.
Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.
Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?
Noun: A person who multiple blowjobs at a time, flowing through them while on their knees.
Did you see Valencia? She’s a real Knee Surfer.
Walking very fast around tourist destinations, driven by FOMO. The person with the high knees is virtually running in an attempt to see every attraction and experience the destination to its fullest.
Other variations include the Singapore Shuffle and Tokyo tap dance.
I’m glad Dad was wearing his yellow cap. He went “Hong Kong high knees” as soon as he got out of the subway at Kowloon and we almost lost him.
It frequently is called degenerative joint disease, osteoarthrosis, or arthrosis deformans. but the real name for this horrible disease is called Shower Knees.
Mate i have a case of Hefty Shower knees.
Its only the coolest girl i have ever met no one else is knee chip but one girl she is so awesome and she is the funniest girl on earth
awesome person who loves knee chip who is called knee chip