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esth*r lim and sh*rley lum (the 2 p6 year heads) are both cancerous communists and manipulators. they think that they r the best when in reality they are nothing but two old divorced hags. esther lim is an infertile whore that prob ate her husband. shirley lummylumslut has more forehead than bitches. also she rolls her eyes like some kind of superior dictator. must as well call her a dick taker bc her mouth is so big and fat and ugly. lick my pussy u whore.
someone: i hate shirlee lamb and essy leem. they are such cancerous nanyang year heads
someone else: ikr lets form an anarchy against them <3
someone: k lets show those assfucks that we're better than them
Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.
My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.
You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year
Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut
When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.
This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.
In irish secondary schools, the 12-13 year olds are in first year. this makes them First Years™. Characteristics of First Years™ include: arrogance, cockiness, annoyingness and smartassness.
second year: oh god, here comes some First Years™
third year: shut up you were a First Year™ last year
Hey man, we have one more week til end of year exams!
...I didn't know I'll be meeting Satan this early.
A national holiday where everyone plays minecraft.
"Carol, what are you doing?"
"Playing For-"
"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."