Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
A full hot bath with too much bubblebath, a few candles and Michael Bublé playing in the background. Ultimate relaxation.
Gonna get me a Bublé Bath tonight. Then settle down with a pack of cider and play a sexy video. Coz I am feelin' real tight!!
The notion that some men have that if they go swimming in their chlorinated swimming pool they no longer need to take a shower.
It was really easy to get ready for work today because I just took a quick pool bath.
A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.
I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!
Drone Bathing is a luxury spa service wherein the client is immersed in high-volume, low-frequency electric guitar music while watching customized machinama animation. This treatment is enjoyed by many suffering from feelings of disembodiment and dystopian narrative trajectories. Drone Bathing requires professional attendants and master drones to ensure a successful and safe experience. Due to the intensity of the sound levels, earplugs should always be worn.
A: I've been feeling really disembodied lately.
B: Have you tried Drone Bathing?
C: I went Drone Bathing and watched Quake IV and Captain Planet flying around a fantasy castle, while these drones played guitar so loud I could feel the vibrations all through my body....it was crazy.
When an individual proceeds to wash their dirty ass in the sink expecting no one to notice the poop stain leading to the drain, only to be walked in upon whilst performing the action.
I so thought I was in the clear but then was caught taking a union ass bath!
When a person named Chad is caught washing his ass in the sink by his wife Amy.
Bro, I took a union ass bath and it was embarassing!