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Living a fantasy, a lie, an unreachable achievement. Muchblike when you fantasize about someone while jerking off into a sock.
You're living a sock dream thinking the us goverment actually cares about you.
When you need plans or want something to do
“I’m bored as shit who wants to dream up”
When your significant other is enraged at you in explainingly inexplicably in the morning for something that you apparently did in her dream.
Hey bro, Karen is angry at me this morning apparently I slept with her sister in her dream. Hashtag Dream blame! LOL
When you open a sleeping persons mouth and shoot your snot rocket into their mouth
I was sleeping and dreaming of space when I got nailed with a dream rocket
DREAM WORLD MAKE YOURSELF PASS OUT AND LIFE A NEW LIFE FOR A BIT LONG TIME BUT IN REALITY ITS SHORT
You were high on dream world
Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.
Dream Cop
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!