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Foxes love socks.
Some foxes sit in boxes.
Some foxes drink cement.
It's Just A Fox In Socks.
A squad responsible for dealing with containment breaches and keeping the SCP foundation safe in general, although they do a terrible job at that.
The soldiers have low intelligence and are equipped with airsoft equipment and grenades.
When a containment breach happens, they usually die before even getting inside the facility, they either die because someone threw a grenade in the elevator, or because a SCP killed them all in the elevator.
The Nine Tailed Fox is the worst squad in the world
Kinky Fox Sex (can also be abreviated kfs)
How is that possible? With Costumes! (But they don't stay on very long)
Dude Leland is so hot I wanna have kinky fox sex with him!
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When you get screwed over (fucked) in a way you don't like, but you're told it's for your own good.
I had a hot date with this girl I met the other day, but my boss told me I had to work an extra shift or instead of a promotion I would be fired. Instead of Netflix and chill I got Fox News and Chill.
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(British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.
Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.
Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
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A senior citizen with silver hair, a nice behind or breast that gravity has not turned its back against may also qualify, that one would consider hooking up with.
I couldn't help but notice that silver tailed fox's perfect form during her water aerobics class today...do you think i can convince her of a stand up 69 exercise?
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Becoming drunk, falling asleep, waking back up, managing to sober up and yet get drunk once again, all before the end of the night.
Didn't he already pass out drunk?
Yes, but he's pulling a Dustin Fox....
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