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Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.
A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.
Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
A person who likes cum a bit too much..
Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey
A woman who accommodates the semen of any man
I'm so horny I really wish Tori was still in town, she was such a jizz hut!
When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum
Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.
When someones extremely intoxicated on hard drugs
"buddys flying, hes on a strong batch of jizz"
"whats wrong with him? Is he high on jizz? .. Yea, hes jizzerd."
"Did you get the jizz?"
"Hes on cum bro"
"Hes got jizz for brains"
1. Balls; A Boy's Junk; Testicles
2. A Really Stupid Person; A Dumbass.
*Often Associated With a Jizz Stick*
1. He likes it when you cup your hand around his jizz sack.
2. He's such a jizz sack.