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A drink that's the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.
I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.
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Steve Irwin: Here we spot a jew in his natural habitat, west palm beach!
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A flag created by resident Chad Cooper and presented to the city of Laguna Beach. It's main features are the main beach lifeguard tower, the setting sun into the ocean, the city flower (Pelargonium), 1927 Incorp. Date.
Main colors are light blue, yellow, dark blue
Creation year 2013
It was with great pride that Chad Cooper hung a Laguna Beach Flag at the entry to the city.
When you scoop up a dog turd in a plastic bag, smear it on yourself, then add a glistening glaze of sand to finish it off.
BF: do you fancy a Filipino Beach Waka tonight?
GF: Sure, I'm feeling a bit gritty
When you have a butt so flat that it looks as if you have a beach towel wrapped around your waist.
Boy, you got a beach towel ass! Yo butt so flat it goes from your back straight down to yo knees.
What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.
I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!
Used to describe someone so fat that they literally look like a beach ball with fingers
Man, did you see how fat they were? Beach ball with fingers comes to mind.