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a sarchastic remark that can be used in response to anything said. Originated from Ross on friends.
"I hit him with my car"
"Umm Good One."
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When you walk into a chinese store and you buy $1 worth of items, the klerk will say "one dalla one dalla" which means one dollar.
Chinese clerk: Hello, this is panda express, can I help you?
Customer: I would like a box of noddles. How much does that cost?
Chinese clerk: Oh, one dalla one dalla!
Customer: *lol* two dalla two dalla.
Chinese clerk: Get outta my store!
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Short for pig on a spit. It is the act of one boy fucking a girl in the pussy or ass doggy style while she sucks another boy's cock. Taken to the extreme it is possible to lift her off the ground so it resembles a true pig on a spit.
Me and bill gave the slut across the street pig-ons last night.
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the one-eighty is a manuover reserved for when one is sharing a cup of ketchup at a fast food restaurant or when sharing salsa. It allows users to actually dip their foods into the condomient twice with out being labeled as a double dipper. To complete a one-eighty dip your fry into the ketchup, bite off the end and then with a deft finger movement rotate the fry 180 degrees so that the end that was facing the ceiling is now able to be dipped with out the spread of infectous diseases. Then dip the end and eat the rest of the fry knowing that you got tyour full share of condamints with out contaminating the entire cup of ketchup
Example 1
tommy- u just double dipped you asshole, now your gonna have to go get a whole new ketchup cup
austin- no its cool i pulled a one-eighty
tommy- o
tommy- sweet
Example 2
austin- yo i got some salse i hope ya'll ready to pull the one-eighty
tommy- no need, i got some bite size tostidos scoops
austin- word
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When you knock someone out with one punch, and one punch only. Usually to the face or neck.
That kid was talkin' so much shit, everyone thought he would kick the other kids' ass. Then he got one punched and was out for 4 hours.
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Drinking at home or in a tame environment in a chill mode, without the intent to party.
We should definitely have a couple of quiet ones tonight man.
drink
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To clear up the confusion of "To Do One"
A dissapearing act. {do a dissapearing act}
Do a dissapearing act, fuck off, leave, depart, bugger orf, remove oneself, make yourself Scarce
Alt - Do a richard
Do One.
"Canvey, Ben has left work early. He has gone and done one."
"Dude it is Freds round where is he.
He has done one ages ago."
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