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Bill: "Stop flexing! Everyone knows you got air pods"
Joe: "Fine"
Joe: *pulls pants back up*
That shit that Apple made for the rich fuckers..?
Steve: Hey, what’s up Jerry?
Jerry:...
Steve: -clears throat- What’s up Jerry!
Jerry: -sees Steve talking- What? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all my money.
Why? Why would Jerry be such a dick with his Air pods?
An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.
Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."
Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."
Rectal emissions so profound, not only can you taste them, but you swear you can see them.
My friend ate so many tacos, he was firing off blasts of brown air all night.
(Adj.) A term used to describe someone who has recently improved their appearance by toning up or dropping a few LB’s. The thinking behind this phrase is comparable to someone who could previously be thought of as deep fried chicken (heavy/greasy) but now appears to be more like air fried chicken (more healthy/light than before).
Example #1: Damn Amy, you’re looking air fried! Have you been hitting the gym?
Example #2: Ally how did you get so air fried? Are you doing those protein shakes as meal replacements or something different?
Example #3: Wow Julie! That 40-day no sugar cleanse has you lookin air fried!
When the oxygen has soaked all the sex and it changes the air.
When the boat stopped rocking my dad woke up and said:
" what is that smell?"
I replied " go back to sleepndsd, that's just the sex air."
An absolute baller on the court.
Sometimes overlooked bud he's one in a 1000000.
Probably should change his name to JR. Smith because that's how he plays.
Air Jojke with the dunk over all five defenders.
What a menace.