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One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019


tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016


One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011


Bubble Eyed Bitch

BUH bul Iyd Be YUTCH (pronoun) A female or a sissified male with a horrid personality and prominent, bulbous eyes. Not to be confused with other varieties of the Bitch genus ie: Stupid Bitch, Cold hearted Bitch, Dirty Bitch etc. Bubble Eyed Bitches are distinctive in appearance, and the tendency to spit and talk at the same time, usually while finding the stupidest, pettiest, most harmless thing a person says, and taking offense to it. This disturbing tendency, coupled with their bug eyed appearance, makes The Bubble Eyed Bitch, one of the most despised form of Bitch in existence today.

A Bubble Eyed Bitch ruined our Church Picnic today because she thought no one ate her Potato Salad juts to insult her and the Pastor called 911.

by Triflegirl March 20, 2024


brown eyed waterfall

When you pour a beer down a chicks asshole while your underneath her drinking it.

I was at the bunny ranch and got a brown eyed waterfall with my nightly special.

by Linderdizzle February 29, 2020


burnt-eyed

It's when you have spent lots os hours in front of a computer during a lot of hours, and your eyes are red, and you feel like your eyes are burning; specially if you've been playing very addictive videogames for a long time (for instance: +8 hours)

Guy 1.- Dude, you look burnt-eyed again, have you been playing WoW again?
Guy 2 .- Not really, I started at midnight farming some stuff for my guild.
Guy 1 .- Dude!! It's midday now!! I think you've got a serious problem, uh.....

by Uxiesama July 25, 2012


Brown Eyed Butterfly Kiss

The act of rubbed your butt with another persons butt while being lathered with soap. Much like a butterfly kiss but with buttcheeks.

my boyfriend gave me a brown eyed butterfly kiss in the shower, he is so sweet.

by Stoctopus March 16, 2021