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When a hilarious joke is told only to be followed by a lame attempt to make it funnier by useing a cheesy comparison. Usally made by a mom/mother.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: why?
P1: to get the the other side
Mom: Haha like a turkey
Everyone else: O_O ugh mom joke
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An outside joke is actually an inside joke, the difference being this: an insider is shared between a few close friends, and an outside joke (also referred to as outsider) is shared among a public amount of people, based on a video posted on YouTube, a celebrity's fanpage on Facebook, a funny line from Family Guy, etc.
Jackie: Did you see that movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
Mark: Yes! Remember that part where...
Jess: Yeah when Peter's all upset and...
Andre: *laughs* I loved that movie.
GROUP: *starts singing Dracula's Lament*
Jackie: Guys, this movie is totally becoming our outside joke.
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when you tell someone a joke quietly to ensure joke insurance and the other person says the joke to the crowd and doesnt give any credit.
"wow he just commited joke insurance fraud, he literally just repeated the joke i told him to test the joke. hes basically carlos mencia!"
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The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.
Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs
So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."
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when someone says a joke or insult to another therefore having a go at someone. It is only to be used after a joke or insult is said.
Bob: Your gay
Bill: Ahh ur funny, he has jokes.
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A popular trend going around on Youtube that is used to diss all the people who did not like the video.
Youtube video: 10,475 Likes, 348 Dislikes
Youtube user #1: 348 people missed the like button.
Youtube user #2: 348 people though it said Dis I Like.
Youtube user #3: 348 people are a disgrace to the world.
Youtube user #4: 348 people are going to get a stupid Youtube dislike joke made about them because they didn't like this video.
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A joke that involves making fun of your own mom, made popular by Muscleman from the Regular Show.
The basic format is
You know who else _____(action)_____
Person 1: I like using the computer.
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule
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