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literal translation: "I'm a tool" "Independent and original thought are foreign concepts to me, as evidenced by my unexplainable desire to look exactly like everyone around me"
Geez, would you look at that, every single person in that fraternity/soroity is wearing the same color North Face jacket, they must have the North Face Complex.
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Gang from the north side of Pasadena, CA.
My Dad was a north side pasa, he knew what was up.
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The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.
Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.
The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday
Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?
John: 1.43rpm
The north shore bubble is the area including the suburbs of Chicago. This "bubble" is where all the rich and annoying people are and why people want to go to out of state colleges.
Only in the north shore bubble would you see two moms fighting over a latte in a Starbucks.
A school full of drama queens, brats, and other problematic people.
Person 1: Omg my school SUCKS
Person 2: Hey, at least your school isn't a north west middle school.
Person 1: Omg I'm soooo sorry! Good luck with that!
Jewelry that doesn't fade with time unlike your ex freinds. If you can get your hands on their Ice, I would suggest you to be cautious of the powers that comes with it. * Does not come with protection..
"How come every girl chasing you all the way from Norway?"
"ICE FROM NORTH bro"
Minnesota North Star
When taking a dump and deciding to suck ones own cock.
Tom: Just took a massive shit whilst giving myself a Minnesota North Star
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