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To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
Something you tell Lady Erin Brant during a So Bad It's Good episode to totally break her into dying of laughter!
Dave: Erin, it's called an Oil Check! (motioning sticking his thumb up a butt)
Erin: (dying of laughter) No it's not! Is it?!!!
When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.
That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.
Topping a dessert with a woman's cum. See Jizz Topping for when it's a man's.
His cupcakes seemed rather boring still gave it an oil glazing.
Telling someone that they are like "Oil on wood" is like telling someone that they are beautiful and that they stand out in a good way. Putting oil on wood preserves the wood and makes it stand out more so when you say that someone is like "oil on wood" is like telling them that they are preserved and that they look outstanding.
"Oh you look like oil on wood today"
"Wow this dress on you is like oil on wood"
Something random that often appears in YouTube texting shorts, pretty much means get ready to pull a Diddy with me
In a Youtube Texting Short:
"I am secretly a man"
"oil up i'll be there in 5"