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A king
A legend
A magic man
He is David Matthew jones
Person:” OH MY GOD IS THAT David Matthew jones!?!?”
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When a woman is shaved completely in her genital region.
My wife is bald eagle jones.
phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.
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The bottom of the ocean. The final resting place for dead pirates.
Where's your captain?
We lost him during the storm, he's in Davy Jones' locker now.
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the greatest boxer of this modern-day generation. yeah tarver beat him. he beat tarver the first time. tarver will never be able to accomplish what roy did (4 belts in 4 different divisions). the division jumping cost him at his age (35) and he lost a fight or two he shouldn't have, but he'll be back with a vengeance because he is Sugar Ray Robinson reborn.
roy jones jr. is the best boxer pound for pound.
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Kevin Barnacle Jones is related to Quantavious Dingleberry aka Quandale Dingle. He is the cousin's, dogs, cats, wife's, husbands, dog's, giraffe's, owner, husband's son. He is an awesome, adventurous person and he has a son known by Kevin Barnacle Jones Jr. He loves to go to long walks on the beach and likes to spend time with his other cousin Quandantshontovis Flightsinglebingledingleterry. He like to eat taco bell and then likes to have a long walk to the bathroom. Like Quandale, Kevin also has a long nose and is willing to glue his nose with Quandale's and Quandantshontovis'
KEVIN BARNACLE JONES!! Stand up to me right this second old man
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a dumbass school, with lots of fake ass ppl in it. nobody ever wants to be their and when you go there you either see nun but ppl in sweatpants or couples making out or kids vaping. there’s a lot of “🤡’s” there to.
i want to die when i’m at northeast jones (NEJ) , people there are fake.
The legendary bassist of Led Zeppelin. Along with Jimmy Page, he was a founding member and integral part of the group (many people inaccurately give credit of the formation to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant). John Paul's musical talent pertains not only to the bass guitar, but also the mandolin and keyboards. He is also talented in the studio, working as producer and musical arranger for many other groups including the Rolling Stones. After Led Zeppelin's disbandment in 1980, John Paul has enjoyed a successful solo career. Quiet and down to earth, his contributions to rock are many times overlooked, mainly because he does not have a gimmick to net publicity; he simply plays for the love of the music. Sadly, people do not realize greatness when they see it. With such attributes, John Paul Jones is possibly one of the most talented people in music, and easily the most underrated musician today.
"I'm glad my friends finally remembered my phone number." - John Paul Jones after finally reuniting with Led Zeppelin at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after being snubbed for Unledded ( a band created by Page and Plant).
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