Crispy Bone

A condition that is progressed from Blue Bone Painful and can be reversed by special attention.

I got Crispy Bone syndrome I need extra attention 😌

Bone and Spindle

When your partner uses your penis like Survivor man trying to start a fire with a stick.

I had four girls practice the Bone and Spindle on me last night, and now I need a skin graft.

Bones Gate

Chemically sedated and laid-back, Bones Gate enjoys a good bake, which probably accounts for their at-times tempestuous relationship with the administration. BG has a reputation for dabbling in harder substances, perhaps contributing to their generally apathetic (in a good way) reputation. Don’t be fooled by their chill vibes, as the brothers of BG are known for their ironic approach to Greek life: one of their signature house chants is simply “F–k BG.” They’re known for their live bands—usually jam, funk, or DJs—and their signature drink, Cutter. Rumor has it BG has replaced their insulation with remnants of a solid night’s inhalation.

What's the scene at Bones Gate?

Bone Call

The booty call as initiated by a female requiring casual sex from a male fuck buddy.

Vicki : Aaaaah FUCK it! This vibrator just isn't cutting it tonight. Time to make a Bone Call to Jack aka "the Hammer".

Bone Barren

When a man is lacking the ability to bone; to have sex. Physically or mentally.

Steve: How did your night go last night with Veronica?
Conor: Not so hot, I got nervous and was totally Bone Barren.
Steve: Feels bad man.

De-bone

To De-bone a magazine. Going through a magazine before you read it to take out all the cardboard cards of offers that are scattered throughout the pages.

This is so completely habit forming that you will find yourself de-boning magazines that you do not even read: ex.-Doctors Office, Dentist, Waiting Rooms.

When I get my Consumer Reports or Field and Stream, I de-bone them first. I hate those little cards falling out or in my way when I read.

Bone Choker

A person that, when giving a hand job, grabs and or squeezes the boner too tightly, usually to the point of pain

Emily is a Bone Choker, so bad that the pain made me go soft.