Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.
The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.
Christmas is an annual christian celebration of Christ's birth on the 25th of December!
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.
Player 1 received a lump of coal off player 5 this year for Secret Santa.
When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch
She will take Michael secret to the grave
a phrase you get in the original legend of zelda game when you enter certain caves and find a secret moblin who gives you rupees.
Secret moblin: its a secret to everyone.
A hidden stash of something fire. A hidden bowl or 2.
You should like, bust out that secret satchel man. It'd be fire.
A "secret" that everybody knows, like the coworker that shows up to work still drunk and no one talks about it
"Can I borrow some of the vodka you keep in your desk?"
"How do you know about that? It's a secret."
"Yeah, ok, boomer. It's a Bob Ross secret"