Angry Shower

A shower, usually taken by dads/fathers where he places his 'anal lips' against the shower wall and lets out these HUGE farts that shake the whole house. These are usually accompanied by the person taking a shit in the shower, aiming for the (hopefully) open toilet seat, and missing. When you go in after he's finished, it looks like a war scene. POO EVERYWHERE WOO!

Andrew's dad (in bathroom): ARHHHHH! *splat*

Leon: What the hell is that?

Andrew: That's just my dad. I think he's talking one of his angry showers.

Leon: Wait, what the fuck is an angry shower? Is he oka-

Andrew's dad: *BLARRRRRNT!*

Andrew: oh god...

Andrew's dad: KOBE! *splat*

Andrew's dad: Damn, missed again.

Andrew and Leon: O_O

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Snow Shower

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man ejaculates into a fan, spraying the woman with his seed in the process.

Adrian: Yo Bob, I heard you gave Kendra a Snow Shower last night.

Bob: Hells yeah, it took her a good 20 minutes to clean up, and another hour to clean the fan!

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man shower

An "attempt", usually organized at work by fellow employees, to celebrate the upcoming birth of a MAN's baby. Festivities typically take place in a office conference room and feature store bought cookies.

We will meet in conference room J at 1:00 for Billy's man shower.

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Golden Shower

The way how the super rich clean themselves.

Melania, come here and give me my daily golden shower. I need to be clean for the debate.

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shower rod

The act of a male achieving an erection in the shower, either by a sexual fantasy or vigorous cleansing of the penis.

Bob.....Man, I was showering this morning and I got the biggest hard on thinking about Sally.

Jim.....That's nothing, I totally got a shower rod thinking about the old woman at the lunch counter.

Bob....Wow, what kind of soap are you using, dude.

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butt shower

The process of coating the buttocks with semen, occuring most commonly after pulling out before ejaculating during anal sex

Brandon: I gave Pam a butt shower last night
Pam: It's true, the sheets are crusty from all the run off.

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rusty shower

The act of urinating on someone while menstruating. The congealed blood causes the colour of the typically golden stream to resemble the initial ruddy burst of water to flow from rusty plumbing.

Jon always wants to gargle my rusty shower.
I intended to give Kyle a golden shower but aunt flo decided it would be a rusty shower instead.

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