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Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.
Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.
#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
1.When you are are told never knew before
2. Somebody tells you something shocking
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1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!
Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!
2.
Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!
Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!
This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.
Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS
Jess- Oh sorry
telling a bitch to fuck off or they gonna get the shit beat out of them
Girl: bitch you hella fake stop talking shit
Other Girl: hun if you dont shut the fuck up then catch me on sight
Guy: ooo damn that girl gonna get the shit beaten outta her ugly ass
A Drink of alcohol to help change your feeling and emotion.
John: Man, i'm feeling really down since my break-up.
Dave: Maybe we can hit the clubs and take your mind off it.
John: Maybe, i could use A pick me up round.