When a mommy and daddy love each other veeeeery much…
Random Guy: I had sex with your mom
You: WHAT
it was a cold winter night and jack and mia wanted to have sex for the first time, jack finished his hot cocoa and called mia from the master bedroom. he screamed up the stairs *come down here right now, i hope u r horny*
she races down the stairs while quickly yanking her bra and underwear off, yelling *fuck me daddy,fuck me now* and gives him a blowjob. he cums all in her face moaning like hell when he got suprised by mia getting on top and pushing the dick in her pussy and moaning so hard that one thing led to another and they had sex.
*few days later*
mia: babe u know how we had sex? i think the condom broke because im pregnant
jack: ooh um bbg i was just horny... like i am now. sex- LOOK WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE BECAUSE U R A LONLEY SOUL WHO IS MASTURBATING. JUST GO ON PORNHUB AND SEARCH BIG TIT BABE ROUGH SEX.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO I WANT TO HAVE SEX NOW
Sex is something that you can't get no matter how hard you try
For ex: Bf: Let's have sex
Gf: Shut the fuck up and sleep bitch
The camp was for 2 weeks, and I had to go. My cabinmate was Adam, the sexiest guy in the world. While we were taking a hike, he slipped me a note. "Meet me in the cabin at 6 pm". That was 2 hours before dinner, so whatever he wanted to do, we would have time.
I met him in the cabin. He was standing at the end opposite to the door, his boner showing through his jeans and his muscles showing through his top.
"Undress," I said. He did so quickly. I finally saw his 10-inch cock.
"You like?" he said, with a devilish smile. He sat against the wall and I licked his chest until he was drenched in saliva. Then I slowly licked the tip of his dick and blew on the top. The sensation drove him crazy, and he moaned for more. I licked and sucked all of it. His glans turned red.
"Oh my fucking god Amber, don't stop!" He screamed. Suddenly, he tore off my clothes and saw my boobs, which he massaged and squeezed. I started french kissing him, exploring his mouth with my tongue. I sat on the bottom bunk bed.
"Fuck me," I said.
He pushed his beautiful penis in my hairless pussy and I could feel the warmth of his cum inside of me.
"Do it again" I moaned. He took it out and pushed it in again. He hit my g-spot and I screamed with joy. He kept doing it, each push harder and faster than the last, until he had all 10 inches in me.
I had an orgasm, and so did he. He took his dick out and cum went everywhere. We both flopped over onto the ground. I grabbed his penis massaged his balls as he frenched me. We rolled around on the floor and I screamed his name over and over. After that, we silently promised we would sex again and again.
Sarah: wanna have sex
Zach: thats pretty cringe mate
Sarah : why are you british its scaring me