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When you scoop up a dog turd in a plastic bag, smear it on yourself, then add a glistening glaze of sand to finish it off.
BF: do you fancy a Filipino Beach Waka tonight?
GF: Sure, I'm feeling a bit gritty
When you have a butt so flat that it looks as if you have a beach towel wrapped around your waist.
Boy, you got a beach towel ass! Yo butt so flat it goes from your back straight down to yo knees.
What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.
I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!
1. when a female plays with her own clitoris.
2. stimulation of the pussy with one's hands.
1.Dandy was such a faggot, michelle had no choice but to use her own two hands and surf the pink beach.
2. Damn I'm horney, said shamiqua, I need to go the bathroom and surf my pink beach
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A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!
Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"
My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"
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When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.
Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.
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A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.
Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night
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