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crushed starfish

the anus, bunghole

yo, I had my thumb rubbin' on her crushed starfish.

by Lemur47 October 21, 2003


Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020


retro-crush

A crush on someone from a previous decade or historical era, regardless of whether they are still alive today - Such a celebrity when they were younger in the 70's, or famous historical figure.

I have such a retro-crush on 1980's Harrison Ford.

by exoplanet January 24, 2017


advanced crush

An advanced crush is what two people would label their relationship when not yet a "thing" or they are not yet a couple, but they are not "just friends"

Bob and mary hang out all the time and text each other all the time. They cuddle and kiss but they're not dating. They also deny that they have "a thing" together. They gotta have an advanced crush

by hunnybadger842 December 10, 2012


gang crush

An instantaneous crush on more girls at the same time, but only works when they are both together.

"Oh man, I have the biggest gang crush on Jessie and Morgan"
"Bradley is Gang Crushing after seeing that post of Jessie and Jamie tripin'"

by Onerepublic_Brad March 15, 2014


Crush Philosophy

One having the thought of an opposite gender and they soon appear out of no where, leaving you in distraught and anxiety attacks.

Not knowing love but thinking you know Crush philosophy

by Potato Crisps April 8, 2018


lesgirl crush

When a female obsesses on another females life so much...
Queistioning their sexuality big time!

Mary: Oh that lola is on fb saying this
And she on twitter saying this
And she on bebo sayin this
And she on MySpace saying this...

Anna: omg are you like...stalking her with that lesgirl crush talk?

Mary: yea the bitch is all that...I think about her 24/7 I Have a lesgirl crush!

Anna: wow girl you need rehab!

by raneat February 22, 2014