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n. Oxymoronicly named period alluding to the daylight hours prior to Christmas Eve. Quite an acceptable coinage despite the objections of some opinionated pedants. An alternate etymology comes from the traditions of the Armenian Orthodox church which speak of the Bethlehem innkeeper's wife, Evangelina, who convinced her husband to allow Mary to give birth in their stable. A feast day in her honour was declared on the day preceding Christmas. Christmas Eve Day, a time for quiet contemplation and fasting, is still celebrated in Asia Minor and much of Central Alberta.
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What are you planning for Christmas Eve Day?
I thought I'd stock up on diet coke and pizza for tomorrow.
Well watch out for the language police!
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When you make your wife suck every last drip of cum out of your cock under the kitchen table on Christmas, while you hand crank Capicola cold cuts on a traditional meat slicer. You then use that fresh cut capicola and eat it out of your wifes ass.
Wife- "Tony what would you like for Christmas"
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**
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Your holiday boink-boink slam pig.
The Christmas slam ham lovemaking was particularly tender this year.
When you have an extreme feeling of hatred towards the hit movie "Christmas With The Kranks."
Johnny:"Hey! Wanna join the Christmas With The Kranks Hating club?"
Julius: "Yes! I hate that movie oh so much."
Pretty much the best movie ever created.
Stop-motion. claymation. all around perfect.
great music by Danny Elfman.
Directed and created by Tim Burton.
The Nightmare Before Christmas will always be #1 on my list.
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The day before Christmas Eve, 2 days before Christmas.
Stay away from the malls on Christmas Eve Eve.
Today is Christmas Eve Eve.
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In Japan, a women over the age of 25 are often seen as used goods by Japanese men (Much like Christmas cake is "no good" after the 25th of December).
As a result, single Japanese women over 25 will often find a foreign partner, since Japanese men are no longer interested in them.
- "He loves his Christmas cake girls"
- "Shes a Christmas cake girl"
- "Since hes a Japanese guy, he wont be interested in her because shes old enough to be a Christmas cake girl"
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