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The process of shaving or waxing your pussy, pits and pins (legs).
Oh I really wanna get laid tonight," said Gay Shmelt, "I better go do the 3 p's just in case!
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Means Dick in Pussy. Can be expressed as a percentage or ratio.
J. Holmes (cumshot legend) D in P = 100%.
Marriott D in P = 0%.
Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.
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Message transmission by dogs by marking objects with their urine
Bowser enjoys his nightly walks, because he can send and receive p-mail on all the local trees, poles and hydrants
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The act of licking a males whole body from neck down to the feet in one whole lick. This can only be used in circumstances when its between 2 males.
"Yo u wanna push p wid me ;)"
"its gay but i'll say no homo innit klm"
shit u taste like fucking cat food
yeh man shit, my bad
(lazy writing sorry lads)
pushing p
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A mr p is a man what will steal your girl, lock you in a cupboard while he fuck your woman. He also drives very slowly in the school zone from 8-9 and 3-4
“Hey have you heard of John”
“Yeah I heard he’s a right old A Mr P”
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