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the time of day between getting home from the school run and placing prepared food in front of one's fractious offspring. Sometimes extends until children are dispatched to bed. Can often be halted by the pouring of drinks....
A: Shall I give you a call tonight to talk about the weekend?
B: Sure, but wait until after the suicide hour so that I can talk properly
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A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.
John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.
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Some that has went out with some many people that they can’t cope so they end their lives.
Katie Martin is such a suicidal slut
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Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...
Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"
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Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.
Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."
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when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours
Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy
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(To commit ): to do anything and everything possible to sabotage your own political future.
Making stupid mistakes and decisions during your political campaign, even before your gain the office you are running for, is also considered political suicide
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