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A modification for the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It unlocks an interactive sex minigame that was hidden in the game's original code. The minigame can be played after a successful date with any of the main character's six girlfriends. The object is to sexually satisfy a woman via simulated intercourse. The creator is Patrick Wildenborg of Deventer, Netherlands (a.k.a PatrickW). The mod is available for free download on various GTA mod sites on the Internet.
Joe: Did you get the hot coffee mod yet?
Bill: Yeah, and I'm no good at it.
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Coffee pot poachers: Alert
Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
Did you see the coffee pot poacher? We must have just missed him I can still smell him aftershave!
Slipping into the bathroom for a quick wank or bean flick while at work and on the clock.
I got so horny sitting at my desk I had to take a Texas coffee break.
Don’t use the head around 10 am because every stall is full of dudes on a Texas coffee break.
My explosive diarrhea episode quickly turned in to a Texas coffee break and I flicked a squirt from my engorged bean.
A particularly bad smell, usually associated with flatulence.
"Jesus H Corbett Christine! Give it a rest! It stinks like the Devil's coffee pot in here!" - Adrian Chiles, formerly of 'The One Show'
drinking beer from a coffee mug in front of a client or in a professional situation. a common trick of audio engineers who have to wake up before noon for a session
rocky mountain coffee is the best cuz nobody knows you're drinking booze, who drinks booze from a coffe mug
The act of anal sex after the receiver has received but not released a coffee enema.
I hung out with Joleen last night. We enjoyed the Dirty Coffee Shop. It tickled a bit.
Quiet and intellectual; a girl who spends her time alone or in the company of old novels. She often paints or sketches; perhaps she is a photographer. She will occasionally drink simple coffee, but can more often be found drinking herbal tea. She writes poems, lyrics, and sometimes stories, and is often a pianist. She is the girl that can be found in the corner of the suburban coffee shop or bookstore every morning, drinking her usual and reading with her glasses halfway down her nose. She is most likely a believer in true love.
Benjamin: "I heard Ned's going out with that coffee shop girl he met on Saturday."
Jane: "He better be careful. I hear girls like that are flighty. They're big believers in soulmates."
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