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A hippo, made out of dildos. This phrase is regularly used in common situations where gay shit is happening.
Damn that guy is acting like a dildo-optimums
A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
The discard box for cleaning after dildos and other sex toys are used
"Brendon, you should practice good hygiene by cleaning out your dildo bucket right away after use"
When you are high AF and watch LOTR with your bros.
Dildo Buttkins is a cummin’!
Its a hamster and a dildo put together.
It makes the hamster dildo. New invention
Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.
He's dead as a dildo
When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.
L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY