if you know what i mean

way to make a statement "dirty"

i want to be alone by myself tonight, if you know what i mean

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You Dont Know My Life

A typical saying when someone trys to diss you

Lori: James, why do you have so many hair products??
James:..YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE

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if you know what i mean

When added to the end of a sentence makes the reader/listener look for a second meaning.

Also used to provoke confusion when there is no second meaning.

You can add "if you know what i mean" to the end of the sentence to make the reader look for a second meaning, if you know what i mean.

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I don't rightly know

Simply, I don't know. Used in answer to any question by someone who can't think of anything else to say. Used particularly by idiots from Australia, thinking it mocks Scotsmen in some way.

Andrew - Hi Rod, how are you today?
Rod - I don't rightly know.
Andrew, that's a shame, is it correct your an Australian idiot?
Rod - I don't rightly know

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I don't know anything about that

An expression indicating extreme doubt, often implying that the suggested remark was untrue, a backhanded stab by passive aggressive speaker who won't come out and say they think you are full of crap.

Synonyms: Passive Aggressive, Liar, Full of Shit, Full of Crap, Calling Bullshit, Bullshit, BS

Antonyms: Truth, Open, Direct, Honest

Related words: Mother In Law

Normal Guy: "Unemployment went down this month again."
Passive Aggressive Guy: "I don't know anything about that."

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You don't even know, right?

An ignorant question made into a statement by people from south of Texas who don't speak very good English.

"You don't even know if you're hiring, right?", "You don't even know, right?"

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You know what time it is!

Basically a statement said to acknowledge how incredibly trashed someone is. You can say it to acknowledge someone else or you can say it to acknowledge how messed up you are.

If you are on another level of fucked up you can also respond that you are the clock. Who ever is the most fucked up is the clock.

A:"Duuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!"
B: "You know what time it is!"

A:"Do you know what time it is!?"
B:"Bitch, I'm the clock!"

A:"You know what time it is!!!"

A:"Dude, he knows what time it is."
B:"Bro, he is the clock"

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